there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
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He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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