he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
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you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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