The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
wow bdsm is so cute
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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