Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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