It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
