O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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