you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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