Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
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