Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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