They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
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Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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