it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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