Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
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Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
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The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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