Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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