Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
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I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
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I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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