The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
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We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I just blew my weed a kiss
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
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So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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