I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
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When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
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I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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