"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
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You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
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I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?