and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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