CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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