If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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