this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
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Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
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She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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