thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
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After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
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The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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