Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
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I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
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I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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