Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
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