Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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