What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
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the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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