you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
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you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
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As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?