Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
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I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally