I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
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I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
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Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.