I want to walk on stilts...naked
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
His nipple licking is glorious
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