Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
he quoted the bible to break up with me
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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