Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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