Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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