Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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