Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
