I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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