Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
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