so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
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He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
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Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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