dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I am full of burrito and curiosity
my shit smells like andre
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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