To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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