worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
i think i just lost a toe
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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