Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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