I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
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My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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