I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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