I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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