the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
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Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
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I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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