Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
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I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
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He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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