i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
love makes seman taste better
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I'm at about main and main street
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
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It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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