yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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