She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
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Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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