It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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