I'm jealous of your bromance
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
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dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
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8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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