I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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