They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
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Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
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Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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