Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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