Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
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I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
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I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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