The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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